I'll be in my bunk

The mother should absolutely be prosecuted for assault but the childless woman needs to mind her own damn business.

I made a burner just so I could star this because I never comment but this hits home. My 4 year old daughter is diagnosed with ASD and the experiences I've had in social settings with blood curdling…

BRB for a year, heading towards Netflix...

I think I made it to book 5 before my mom made me stop reading because she thought I was muttering "you have got to be fucking kidding me" under my breath more than any 14 year old should.

5 hours is not a lifetime in labor!! Took 24 hours after my water broke both times. I should've wrestled a mugger.

Honestly, I thought this was pretty fucking clever. It might be time we let the whole, "NO CHRISTMAS BEFORE HALLOWEEN" thing go...fairly sure that ship sailed in 1990.

These are going to be all over the Magic Kingdom this weekend.

Well done.

I feel like the only person who didn't like Frozen. Tangled is 1000 times better.

Whoa. Regarding the "American way" to use a knife and fork: This method seems insanely clunky and awkward. Why the hell would one switch utensils back and forth like a freaking uncoordinated toddler?

You all are so mean. I responded to this ad and this gentleman was fantastic. Sure, he "murdered" me, and now I'm a "ghost" speaking to you from "beyond the grave". But before he stabbed me 30 or 40 times(I know-you were expecting death by gun, weren't you??! he's full of romantic surprises like that). But back to…

The Survey Corps tactics work really well in Titanfall too. High ground, high speed. Out flank and out maneuver.

They smell like fries!

dammit, jerry!

It is about that attitude more than the time off, though.

Thankfully nobody at the Virginia DMV has read H.P. Lovecraft.