ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHEN THE PC RELEASE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Message in a Bottle approach is clever, but I won't buy it, because honestly, the GCN version is just as good.

If Nintendo renamed the Wii U to Wii 2 it'd sell better. Just saying.

Holy Shit, a Little Nemo reference. I love it!

When I watch a porno, I need it to be a guy with a large penis. I don't care if someone calls me a homosexual. Seeing a vag being pounded by a small dick is 1]not relatable and 2] not fantastic at all.

But yeah...as I see it, women don't like when sexual attention is taken away from them. Whether the other women are…

They used wood over there, why not wood here too? Freaking contractors

Is that Kaz Hirai?!