Sorry, I haven't been in school for a while, but I look at these spreadsheets, and I wonder if, in lacrosse, is Long Island is considered a state?

I've been going with "Man Batter Up" for the last 3 years. Seems to be serving me well.

@Gretchen: I'm going to guess it has something to do with little slips of paper with presidential faces on them, in some way provided by the truckload by her parents. I mean, people don't go into law in LA to go broke, do they?

If Rachel is serious about taking care of herself on camera, I'm sure Fleshbot would take her up on the offer.

@Triana Orpheus: Is that on a t-shirt? It should be.

I'll tread lightly here, since A) I'm a man and B) I didn't have a chance to read all the way through the comments.

@Knight_Of_The_Burning_River: And, apparently, I'm an HTML hack....

Ms. Gaede is the type of woman who this song was meant for....[www.youtube.com]

No matter how you feel about the kid's past, you have to feel for the family on this. Hope he's gone to a better place.

""Hey everybody, Mariotti is taking a dump in the bathroom right now!"

@Bress Tess Iz: So what, the Comment Ninjas take Veteran's Day off now? Wow. #arkansasrazorbacks

I don't know what everyone's talking about, from that angle, she only has 3 chins....

@Tracy Ham and Eggs: Unlike hers, I'm betting yours fits.

What do you want from the guy? His specialty is going long, after all. #jacksonvillejaguars

@baldy_pm: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know a single Browns fan who would defend him. The first text I got about this said "Good riddance"

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I would think all those places have malls with food courts to accomodate that

If you don't like Drew Brees, then you hate wounded puppies, Shake'n'Bake drumsticks, and beating off after a nap.

@FrancoeurFellator: Jaycee Duggard will see that, and raise it 17 years.....

Funny, I heard Phelps changed up his stroke because of shaft chafing...

the appropriate team attire to wear to a sporting event, whether watching in person or at a bar or whereverthere's a low hanging swing, or whever else you might want to camerawhore it up