@Knight_Of_The_Burning_River: Try reading further down before making a joke, dummy.

@Juancho: Really? I've always found her to be kind of wooden. I mean, not on a Kirsten Dunst level, but still.

@Detlef Schrempf and White Wine: @bigredgambler: Really, I think he was just trying to swim against the current of popular opinion

@MattinglysSideburns: The Iron Sheik, however, gives it two thumbs up.

@ZombieTorre: Or pants that are properly sized.

@MopUpReliever: I'm not Red Auerbach, for crying out loud.

@TheDerridaDrop: How anyone can be offended by a Rick Astley inspired dance is a mystery to me.

Without KG, who will needlessly scream, taunt, and trash talk for the Celtics?

@Colonel Dubby: Eh, I figured it was. Consider it Exhibit A under "Why I don't have a star"

So, who's on Leitch Suicide Watch this morning?

The Answer has been banned from three different NBA franchises because of his "boorish" behavior.

Her favorite Jim? Crow.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: I'm going to go with you on this one. I think that, if anything, it was just Varejao making a joke of it so as not to give Boston anymore bulletin board material.

"Sorry for trying to give you an ACTUAL back injury. Okay, maybe not" -Brent Metcalf

@Hatey McLife: The man hating, butch lesbian?

It really is intimidating to be in the presence of so many great athletes

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: The simpleX life, however, is well within her reach....

@UkraineNotWeak: Need I remind you of Jake Taylor?

All photographs courtesy of Glamour Shots by Deb

@Alligator Arms: That's just mean. And yet, totally and completely justified. Perhaps Nazi Shark would like that information.