Merry Christmas, everyone!

agreed about the base; I didn’t mind the name, and everything involving it looked really cool (very halo-y), but it’s place in the plot is very lame. Nazis with a Death Star, Part THREE??? Since when is evil so boring?

I seriously have had a dream where I would look down on my shoes, and see a number rating floating in my vision. I decided to keep wearing those, despite them having a large hole on the front, because the “attack,” I guess, was way higher than the others back home. Goddamn...

well, at least this guy’s enjoying himself.

michaeljacksoneatingpopcorn.gif = me through this whole thing.

their handling of the Covenant is comical, too. I love how Bungie didn’t care about making it easy for them to continue, and actually sort of ended the war and wrapped it all up. 343’s answer to the Covenant being enemies again? Terrorists! Don’t worry about it!

that brotha’s scarf game, tho

my gt is ‘th One Free Man’. Yes, with no “e” in the “the.” How bad is it?
(tbh i still love it, but the weird “the” is making me doubt myself)

man, the obnoxious voice acting/characterization of the bros just erased everything that the previews few articles had done.

tell me, archronos...is the campaign better than Halo 4’s? I thought 4 was incredibly by-the-book and mediocre, with a few tiny cool bits. This one seemed like it was going to try a little harder to be interesting...

Nice to see AC 1 get some respect for the things it did right. I never really minded the gameplay flaws, but man, if they tried a little harder with mission variety, the game would be considered one of the best of all time. People praise the more recent Creeds for all the variety, but they often felt much more hollow,…

this sentiment never fails to amuse me. they are both real modern art. have you ever seen that Newman piece in person? Stared at it from upclose and taken in its size, and let the experience wash over you? Read the artist’s essays? The price tag is a joke but how often do you see people complain about football players…

this one is fucking heavy

i think the only real lie is that Destiny 2 is the game they were talking about, not this lackluster appetizer

don’t be sad

I never laughed.

you can see what looked like rails when the op was riding it, but can’t we see all those other shots of pro skateboarders riding it around with no tracks, steering it, as they said, like a skateboard - by leaning?

this looks exactly like a garry’s mod server i joined once, years ago.

what a bizarre fucking article.

I find the lack of pants....disturbing.