@Krackatoa was hit by a smooth criminal: Right, because those two games represent the entire modern gaming industry. If you have a bunch of seeds and two or three of them are weird or like eaten or deformed and shit, are you gonna just go FUUU and chuck the whole bunch away?

I don't like how he uses examples of older games with obvious shortcomings to attack all games in general. As the dude with a really cool sounding voice and badass accent in Republic Commando said, times have changed.

Oh my god, thanks Google, I ended up playing it for so long; such a terrifying game!

When Gabe Newell attacks!

"Took long enough for developers to catch on that most people buying post-game DLC are people that have, you know. Finished the game. "

@Zhejan: ...maaaaan, game over!

@aurahack: Yeah am I dumb for not getting the connection? Cause I'm pretty sure the best Star Wars film didn't have shitty music in it

@KnivesMcBride: God those reviews are fantastic. He really points out every tiny silly thing about the new movies, and i just love his drunk sounding narration

@tjuarez03: I always felt like my Shepard is one of those cardboard cutouts with a hole for a face that you stick your head through and take pictures...

That dude totally looks like what Walter from The Big Lewbowski in his 'nam years would look like...

@digi-boy: Yeah because the cover went with the Halo Wars armor design, which I disapprove of.

@Ethereus: No, the game is during the fall, it's just that Fall of Reach the book was set mostly before the actual fall of Reach, starting like 30 years earlier and leading up to it

I love when games have a great art direction and design (borderlands, mass effect), or just really beautiful things in it (skyboxes in halo). I also find sound design important - i love when the sound effects are awesome (half life's pulse rifle) and when the atmospheric ambiance is amazing (the geth station level on…

Although all the helmets have actual benefits, it's usually like +5% something, or 10. I figured it's really not that much to care, and watching my Freeman Shepard somehow down super-potent alien alcohol through a helmet was such an eyesore...so yeah personally I never wore a helmet, although I wore the visor thing…

@data_enabler: I laughed. Very loudly.

I love how he thinks that the reason Mass Effect is successful is because it's similar to Gears (even though it's not). I mean, gamers love Gears!!

@PhoenixWitch: I'm not asking for like realistic jiggle effect and stuff, just like a dude model with some adjustments here and there

@Nihilism: Oh yeah that makes sense heh sorry (baked)

@Nihilism: Although I mostly agree, Im confused about the "many men voting for gender-neutral movies" part...i would totally vote an awesome vote for those movies not because there's no chicks in it, but because they're good fucking films...

The "or perhaps even incapable of properly rendering female 3D models?" statement made me laugh out loud with repugnance...what a ridiculously stupid claim