He is the ONLY man with a beard I find attractive. And oh yeah, I’ve always wanted to go to space.

I assumed why she had no comment for ABC, same as the Kardashian kids is because they’re saving their commentary for their reality shows and interviews they’ll be paid for.

Aren’t we all?

Obama played the long game. And he’s winning.

OMG he is so done with the press and congress. So f*cking done

“Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!” Was the best damn part.

I think it's really fucking brave, that's all I have to say.

I had a horrible mouth when I was a kid (I called my sister the c-word on multiple occasions), and I would NEVER use racial slurs. You can’t say shit like that and then try to claim you’re not racist.

I wish people could just own their mistakes.

I always laugh when people think ballet dancers aren't athletic.

I'm easily the worst in the class every time I show up, but I'm learning.

if only all child pornagraphers could have acid thrown in their genitals. Probably shouldn't be my takeaway but well, there it is.

Team Battery Acid.

Rick was never becoming a monster, he was becoming an ass-kicker.

Keep slaying with your words, honey.

Burt, you magnificent bastard, you will be missed. Thanks for sharing your words, your humor, and your intellect with us. Here's a Hiddleston for the road!

You didn't hear? She's moving in with Burt Reynolds and he's paying her to comb out the knots in his chest hair. And, that's a lot of knots.

I don't say "Dear" ever. Any other salutation is less awkward.

I really applaud Ellen for having Johnny Depp and Gwyneth Paltrow on her show at the same time, and then finding a game in which neither of them have to speak. Well done.