I am CRYING. I am crying from laughing over "Jesus Tapdancing Christ!" I am now imagining a full musical. Jesus and his 12 jazzy disciples.
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Jesus. Tapdancing. Christ. I got halfway through reading that headline, realized where it was going and was like NOPE NOPE NOPE. And now I've commented without even reading the article because I have to be able to sleep at night, guys, okay?
Why are we asking about her implants, exactly? It is obvious she had them removed, it is no one's business as to why. Damned if she does, damned if she doesn't.
Why do we still care about Paris Hilton, again? Alas, money can't buy class.
Aww I'm unreasonably turned on by this.
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Have you seen porcupine eating?
that it the cutest gif of ever times!
Does he not get it that people don't like him because he's not likeable? And Kim is just stupid—pretty but pretty stupid too.
Um... no thanks. I'm good.
Florida: where you can kill a man and yet only be convicted of attempted murder.
So why point out "two gay dads?" The kid has two dads. In all likelihood, at least one of the dads is gay. If we're going to accept that Love Is Love and "it's not gay marriage, it's just marriage" then we need to stop qualifying things like this. Two dads, full stop. Who cares if they're gay or pan or poly or at…
Diamonds are the biggest crock of shit ever.
That's definitely an opening for a ponytail.
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
― Isaac Asimov
I want to hate on this so badly but I can not. I am no fan of marriage, it's not for me, and elaborate proposals are getting way out of hand. But dogs? If my BF managed to cull together 20 shelter mutts with bows and/or balloons I'd march his happy ass to the court house immediately. Er, immediately following the…
For their fall-winter 2014 collection, Mark Badgley and James Mischka say they were inspired by Vienna — opulent,…
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