I want him to go hang out with Cindy Sherman and make art forever.

I realize this makes me sound like an asshole, but I'm glad he got to deal with all that shit. I wish more guys tried it, for the simple learning experience.

Meanwhile Zimmerman still runs free, even after proving himself to be a goddamn psycho!

She went to prison for defending herself against men who were physically assaulting her.

Okay, okay. Sister to biological son and adopted kids with partner of 12 years.

He married his de facto step-daughter. He's a pig.

It fits! And is a flattering colour! And her makeup is great! IT IS A GOLDEN GLOBES MIRACLE!

She looks like a fucking goddess. Stunning.

LUPITA FOREVER, Y'ALL.

As a survivor of domestic violence, I am going to voice what may seem really weird to you. I'm glad he kept snapping the pictures.

documenting a crime = good.

Official sources will say a few days refrigerated but really, these will last weeks as long as they don't sit out unrefrigerated before you pack them away.

Well, at least she wasn't speeding, carrying a concealed weapon, accused of domestic abuse by her ex, father-in-law and current domestic partner, or else she'd be running around free like George Zimmerman. Wait. What?

Except she didn't. She was following all conditions set by her parole officer, the case is frivolous and without merit.

Before the idiots start in:

1) The First Amendment does not cover or protect harassment and threats.

They need one that says "My Clit is Here" with five arrows and maybe a target. Then I could see the appeal.

"Incredibly progressive?"

I'm struggling to find words to convey how fantastic that "No Sugar Added" line on the lemonade poster is. I think I love it because it illustrates the sanctimonious ignorance that drives Paltrow's worldview better than any diatribe I could come up with.

Her stylist gets ALL the yeses right now. That look is WERK. ING. From top to bottom.