I was absolutely floored to hear the mother had remained in Maryville, after it seemed like she was so set to get Daisy out of there. But apparently she didn't want to uproot her boys for their athletic scholarships and opportunities. Which, all things considered, is falling into the painfully ironic category: this…

Step one: close all social media accounts.

Farrah Abraham's fake boyfriend's real girlfriend thought it was "cute" when he decided not to go through with the charade on Couples Therapy. The bar for "cute" has never, ever been lower. Ever.

I work in curatorial here-I don't work on that exhibit but we are all insanely excited about it (and very jealous of the curators who are working on it!) and the museum's historian is doing an awesome job with it! She picked the costumes from Cosprop herself and is creating the whole exhibit! 40 costumes too :) it…

I'm trying to picture the embalmers getting this to work.

Nothing annoys me more than people who don't get the simple concept of turn the channel if you don't like something. Especially if it's an established show and you know they sometimes do humor like this. How about you stop watching it with your kids?

He keeps saying he wants to do a romcom. Someone needs to listen.

This is problematic on many levels. Many, many levels. Firstly, do we know if the fetus is viable? Severe oxygen deprivation does not only affect the mother. Also, who is paying for her medical care? I realize that this is a very crass question, but if the family/their insurance is expected to cover this, it could…

I guess you've never heard about the opening of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring?

He is straight-edge, which means that he does not drink, smoke, do drugs, or fornicate FOR LIFE

I used to bang the shit out of a straight edge guy. So… it doesn't normally include no fornication, does it? *Also, side moment for me to drool over how hot he was while my husband is in the other room….* /and, moment over.

"Will you stand and face life with me?"

Hopefully! I've always wondered how male authors get their jobs. I'm assuming either someone owed Doug a favor or maybe he paid his way in? I would really like to know how he got the job.

"I don't really go to public gyms anymore just because it is a whole big scene when I'm there. I don't like being watched."

If Courney Stodden—bless her little lucite heels—can fake a marriage to get on the show, why can't Farrah make up a stupid boyfriend?

Perfect, i'll be in my Parisian Night Suit.

For those who keep asking: KIMYE made this video and released it right before New Years. Not sure how cute it is when brainless people who have nothing but boring platitudes to say about their "love" release shit like this and then whine about how the media gives them no privacy. Yes Kanye, I'm throwing a big 'ol…

To be a true spinster, you need at least 4 cats.

Stick with it! It's definitely way better than the alternative ways of meeting people. I've met lots of nice guys on OKC, and some of them are still good friends (no true love or anything though).

This is an adorable haircut and I love it.