Go away, Sean Penn

I heard the toilet seat story years ago-on Wait Wait I think. It’s one of those padded toilet seats, takes one with him whenever he travels

I’ve always felt she’s been hanging in there for exactly that reason

I can only speak of my feelings, but I watched The Crown despite Matt Smith, not because of him. Insufferable jerk (thus well cast as Philip)

Now i want too know what happened with Ruby

Have you seen an optomologist recently?

Sigh. I know i sound like a cliche saying this, but they don’t make ´em like thehey used to.

That popped for me too. Something about the use of the word « female » really bugs

I’m so sorry, internet hugs. He looks like a very good (and very handsome) boy

Now I’m imaging Liev Schreiber sanding my floor and suddenly it got very warm in my apartment

1) there is an app called citymapper that will show you the easiest way to get anywhere-metro connections, or walking. Very helpful

Always, Always, ALWAYS say Bonjour/bonsoir when interacting with anyone. ALWAYS. Added bonus if it is “bonjour madame/monsieur”. It is considered the height of rudeness to not greet anyone-even when you get on a bus.

Cereal: frosted mini wheats, or if I’m REALLY sick, the only thing I can tolerate is oatmeal. Real food is intolerable

Seacrest is still pretending to be straight?

Yep, me too

Internet hug

Seeiously. When I flew from Paris, I went through no fewer than five checkpoints, where they checked my ticket and/or my bag.

I’m assuming my doppelgänger would be one of Rubens’ nymphs

I dunno, I’m kinda digging this. Helps that my love of Jeremy Irons knows no bounds