I've admired Helen Mirren in the past. I now will worship her as the goddess she is.

Conchita and Dita!

That gelato place is totally worth a plane trip alone. Waited in line, got a cone. Ate it, got back in line to get another cone. Best. Gelato. Ever.

Too touristy. Lucca is the way to go: picturesque, quiet, great food.

All the while wearing a virginal white dress.

I'll go with you! I so want to see this. Love the painting it's based on.

Altar of a church, Wales 2000. Not during service, though.

Makes him look like Charles. Which, with all the rumours about his paternity, would be a positive for him.

Well, more of a past-tense thing. The hubs and I just went to city hall, filled out the docs and did the deed. Told friends and family when we saw them: both are far-flung, so making everyone come to us didn't seem right to us. In the end, it was fun, because we had about two dozen little celebrations instead of…

Campo di Fiori, Rome. Big piazza, lined with cafes, full of people. Midday. There is a large statue in the center of the piazza. Guy walks across the piazza, up the 2 steps to the base of the statue, drop his pants, and craps.

Having encountered a few of these profiles on Match, I can attest that this is not a good idea. These ghost writer use the same lame phrases over and over (the first time I saw one, I thought the wording odd, so I googled it-and found 5 other profiles with the same phrase). They are directly from the Pick-Up Artist…

looks like charles manson to me.

I am hypnotized by this gif

What about Bob?

You know that scene in "Chicago" (movie version) where Richard Gere tap dances his heart out to get the not-guilty verdict?

All about Eve is the best!

You have eloquently summed up my feelings exactly.

Had a guest in my italian restaurant come in saying she was gluten-free, allergic to tomatoes and garlic, and didn't eat cheese. She became irate when there were no entrees she could eat.