Altar of a church, Wales 2000. Not during service, though.

Makes him look like Charles. Which, with all the rumours about his paternity, would be a positive for him.

Well, more of a past-tense thing. The hubs and I just went to city hall, filled out the docs and did the deed. Told friends and family when we saw them: both are far-flung, so making everyone come to us didn't seem right to us. In the end, it was fun, because we had about two dozen little celebrations instead of…

Campo di Fiori, Rome. Big piazza, lined with cafes, full of people. Midday. There is a large statue in the center of the piazza. Guy walks across the piazza, up the 2 steps to the base of the statue, drop his pants, and craps.

Having encountered a few of these profiles on Match, I can attest that this is not a good idea. These ghost writer use the same lame phrases over and over (the first time I saw one, I thought the wording odd, so I googled it-and found 5 other profiles with the same phrase). They are directly from the Pick-Up Artist…

looks like charles manson to me.

You know that scene in "Chicago" (movie version) where Richard Gere tap dances his heart out to get the not-guilty verdict?

All about Eve is the best!

You have eloquently summed up my feelings exactly.

Had a guest in my italian restaurant come in saying she was gluten-free, allergic to tomatoes and garlic, and didn't eat cheese. She became irate when there were no entrees she could eat.

A follow-up to Wen: I clicked through e-bates (www.ebates.com) and got 25% back on Wen. I wanted to wait to be sure it was true, and it is. I got $7.50 back in a check for a $30 Wen purchase.

OMG-I was trying to remember what they were called! I have vague memories of these in my Monkees lunchbox, kind of a tootsie roll/protein bar cross, wasn't it?

Boobs (usually). At least that's what I got. If you look at Liz Taylor in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, she also has a flat butt but boobs.

I was just gonna pipe up with that. In the books he's kinda crude, but not a rapist, and turns into a loving and supportive husband.

In vino, veritas.

I fly to Europe frequently, and found the following:

I keep hearing that same sentence all over the news today. Unbelievable.

Agreed. The pacing was way off, people were flubbing their lines (really, John Travolta? You couldn't memorize a paragraph or at least get her name right and you earn HOW MUCH per film?). Did they just wing this show?