Is that a Chi thing? I swear my chi is bipolar-his mood swings match Richard Simmons in drama. Never saw another dog act that way.

All hail Queen DVF!

I want the life that would require me to wear those dresses on a daily basis.

Trust me, you'd be able to tell the difference. Truffles are like turbo-charged super mushrooms. Way more flavorful. Super intense, you usually get just a little in a dish (risotto is a great way to go). Skip the truffle oil, unless you are sure-you should see pieces of truffle in the oil. The fake stuff is…

This could very well be the stupidest article I ever read.

They need to add the best one-the first kiss in The Princess Bride, where the kid says "is this a kissing book?!"

Thank you. I needed something to scrub the image of that tongue out of my mind.

While I loved "Bad Romance", it's been downhill since.

You mean like when Dick Cheney revealed the identity of spy Valerie Plame?

"To be fair, I didn't really want to pay for the war in Iraq. Or the war in Afghanistan. Or Dick Cheney's 11 fresh hearts. And all of those things probably cost more than the gender reassignment surgery that the US Military doesn't even provide its soldiers. So slow your roll, sudden fiscal conservatives."

Steve Martin is my secret boyfriend.

Italian men carry them all the time- usually a cross-body style. It looks good and is sensible. My husband used to spend a good 15 minutes every morning looking for his keys/cell/wallet.

I was loving the Kate Middleton dress, and the Serafine website, great dresses in styles I wear.

If this is true, I'm on track for Einstein-level genius in a few more years

he looks like my chihuahua!

HOT boyfriend

True story: my mom used to breed poodles, once all three had puppies at the same time, so there were 20 or so puppies blocked off in the kitchen. Getting breakfast usually ended much like that poor cat.

Online dating no better or worse than dating IRL. Some nightmares, some great results. I like the fact that a] I can widen my parameters (I live in a small town but travel a lot) and b] I can get to know the person better before actually meeting (I use eHarmony, where there is extensive getting-to-know-yous before…