You eeeegg, this post is about Beyonce, not sum fella's movie, bro!

I think Chavril is a type of goat cheese.

Chavril is what happens when two circus trains, filled with sad clowns, collide.

I object to the "virginal" classification of Romeo. He totally banged Rosaline.

This is a terrible list. No Benedick? Really? He is the best Shakespearean boyfriend. What about Orsino, or Prince Hal? And really, Oberon and Bottom over Lysander?

I used to wander through my single days saying I wanted the Benedick to my Beatrice. Belligerent, witty sexual tension for the win.

No, you had it right the first time. BENEDICK. One of my all time greatest literary crushes. Almost up there with Sydney Carton (A Tale of Two Cities), Mr. Darcy and (Pride and Prejudice) and Mr. Knightley (Emma).

1) Benedick (Sense of humor, handsome, brave, smart, and totally in love).

Only of the pulled pork type..

Charlie Hunnam's trailer, 20.9.2013:

But they all run when they're called. A sea of terrified adults (scared that they'll be late, from what I can tell most people seem happy to be members) running in their matching outfits. I worked at the Nationsbank in downtown Clearwater years and years ago.

Wait a minute, why are they disposable? Why can't they be made out of a nice flexible silicone like my ice cube trays? Like washable? What will the landfills look like if this thing takes off?

I can hear the landfills weeping. Why can't it be made of silicone and be washable and reusable???!!!

Once you're done, you can toss the product in the trash.

It's rape because she says it was raped, not because porn and prostitution are inherently rape. There is a difference between trafficking and prostitution as well. Pretending that they are all the same thing denies the agency of sex workers who really are their own bosses, who really did choose that job, including pro…

The real question: will he be a Slytherin or a Gryffindor?

"What are you gonna look like at 80!"

Ow, I think I just ovulated. Also, babies always look so happy in those jumper harness things you hang in doorways. They should make those for adults. I think spending a few contemplative moments bouncing around in one of those things would be a really good way to unwind after a bad day at work.

Yeah, you all thought it.