You say old-timey. I was recently horrfied to discover that, in Germany, the whole concept of a simple ‘no’ being enough is still up for debate. As recently as April of this year parliament was discussing how much physical resistance is needed for it to count as rape

Even then, they’d probably whine about how they could really only be convinced by an impartial blow job giver. And besides, Gozer’s bjs have really gone downhill since the 80s...

you..you know that’s not the reason he took her in there, right? If your 5 year old needs to go, she needs to go. And being with her seems a hell of a lot safer than just letting her do her own thing in the ladies. Especially as people seem to be going bat shit crazy in toilets these days.

Well the placement of this advert had me momentarily confused. Imagine getting so mad that you turn into Macaulay Culkin!

Brastop! They are amazing. Huge collection, cute to boot, and often around half the price of the same Freya/curvy Kate/etc elsewhere. And AMAZING customer service. Had my first order a couple if months back, life changing!

I think it’s beautiful. Also reminds me of the 10th Kingdom credits (only a little less early 2000s CGI)

I feel that kid’s pain. When I was around 3, my mum asked what I would like to call the new baby sister growing in her tummy. I really thought about it, then decided on my two favourite words - unfortunately, my mum decided not to go for my beautiful suggestion of ‘Parsley Wardrobe’

Lord, I’m getting all emotional over a CGI trailer. I’m so excited for this movie, but not sure if I can be restrained enough to keep my hopes in check. Growing up as a nerdy, somewhat outcast, glasses wearing bookworm called Sophie,this book was very dear to me. I’m so excited (but so nervous they’ll feck with it!)

Thank you. Doing the lord’s work!

Oh thank you so much for doing this. I’ve never even met anyone else who has read these wonderful books, now look how many there are! I have genuine flails going on.

Haha I think that might be an accent thing. In my NZ accent they rhyme perfectly, in my boyfriend’s Californian one? Not at all. We’ve just sat here saying ‘thaw’ ‘before’ over and over like loons, def say it differently.

First thing I thought of too. I’m still so sad about just how wrong they got it

Around my house it’s often called The Marinara Trench - named after my boyfriend misheard me say Mariana Trench and gleefully deployed ever since.

I just did I gigantic guffaw and now everyone in the office is staring. Totally worth it.

This starts off very Pride and Prejudice. Mr Darcy Vader.

As a little glasses-wearing bookworm called Sophie, this book was dear to my heart. I’m so excited for this - but also so scared. Please be good!

This looks like it could have come straight from a cookbook I picked up once at a second hand sale. I believe it was called something like ‘Fun With Gelatin! (Bought to you by the Gelatin Board of America)‘

Kath and Kim would approve

“I just want you to know, your ketchup policy is BULLSHIT. I am an AMERICAN, I pay TAXES, why the fuck would I have to pay for ketchup? What is this Commie shit?”

Oh lord, I think I know him. Do I know him? He sounds like the infamous US exchange student at my NZ university who got caught trying to steal a handful of…

So famous! I belive he got shorn on live national TV and the nation was gripped - gripped I tell you.