Accidental Magnums? That was my first thought!

Boy Howdy. The troll force is strong with nu-kinja.

Your mom wishes you would call. Why don't you ever call?

I mean, I won't ask for you to be arrested, but should I have to see the word vomit that you produce? Should I have to be subjected to your internet presence? I'm just a stranger trying to have a good time...*sob*

Nice photo, but I'm not sure how it proves all bodies are bikini bodies. I mean, I support any woman of any size and shape wearing a bikini if she wants to, but the women depicted here all have conventionally attractive shapes (wide hips/bum, narrower waist), taut and unstretchmarked skin, and flat bellies — this…

I'd probably pay for some fancy avocado toast if I could ever find it in a restaurant (even though I make my own).

Hi, gifted person here ("genius" on some charts, which I kind of find hilarious since I can't even remember what I ate for dinner). For me personally, the pressure was always internal, and my parents could do nothing about it. I cried if I got a B. I think the best thing you can do is get him into the right classes -…

It is smart to educate women on dangers, but as soon as we start giving them "tips" or "guidelines" ... well, now women have "guidelines" that they can ignore - if they do ignore them and wind up a victim, we'll point to these "guidelines" accusingly. Should have listened, we'll say! And now we're blaming them for…

Maybe we can stop comparing HUMAN women to houses and cars and wallets and other OBJECTS. I am not a fucking car. I am not an expensive toy out there waiting to be stolen. I AM A HUMAN BEING.

Yeah, while roofies happen, more often people just make "extra strong" drinks for women.

this is relevant:

If I sound like a lawyer that is not a coincidence. And I am a damned good one. You have been warned.

All of those fundies in Congress will be falling all over themselves to make that happen. Be assured there are many mega churches who are gassing up their private jets to bring this family to freedom aka their church. This stuff is tithing gold.

Totes. Honestly, she is a treasure. The whole family gets a bad rap - they are the LEAST distasteful reality TV family I've ever seen, burps and farts included.

Those aren't boots though, she's wearing pumps with leg warmers. Still not a good look.

I should probably be ashamed but I really love that dress.

CELINE DION AND HER FUNNY HEADPIECE ARE NATIONAL TREASURES!!!!

I was going to start searching and enter my own nomination, but I think I'll just accept that this is the Ugliest Wedding Dress Ever Created.

SOOOOOOO tacky. SOOOOOO fug. Gah. I always need a palate cleanser after watching a woman flip out over one on SYTTD (which my sister, mother, and I always watch when together).

I actually weirdly love this. The neckline is flattering, I like the use of orange as an accent, and she's wearing some spunky little lace ups! .... as far as camo dressses go, this one is actually pretty fab.