This is me during a scalp massage.

I sometimes make soaps and I take so many precautions when working with lye! I accidentally got a tiny tiny amount on my forearm and it burned like a bitch. I cannot imagine what it would feel like going down your throat.

I've never been more turned on in my life.

Thank you. (Seriously.)

I'm not sure where I said I thought all this man wanted to do was fuck me. I believe I was clear on that it made me deeply uncomfortable on a variety of levels, one being that it made me feel like a shiny bauble instead of a person. Also, nice interactions? Do you mean, UNWANTED interactions? Sorry, nope and nope.

Great point! (Which I will be stealing for future use.)

The other day at the convenience store, a guy in line behind me told me, "I like your get up". I pretended I didn't hear him. He repeated himself twice more. He got into my personal space to make sure I heard him. I felt so uncomfortable and I felt like saying something to him about me not dressing up for his…

Someone else suggested the following: Take away the ability for burners to post gifs. Or at the very least have some waiting periods. I think that's the simplest, best way to handle this.

I do it everyday! All I have to do is open a can of cat food and I've successfully herded them to their bowls.

I haaated the implant. Triggered depression, bled randomly throughout, terrible headaches, terrible acne. And it's not like you can just yank it out yourself if you don't like the side effects. But I think 90% of women have no major issues with the implant, so it could be a great option for you.

There should be an app where you can find people who are willing to take your photo near you. And they could have ratings so you'd know if they were trustworthy.

Haha fair enough.

Can I coat my whole house in hydrophobic stuff? Cleaning would be a breeze.

Best thing I ever did was cover up god awful tiles with fruit and roosters on them with removeable vinyl.

You will find no judgment from me ;)

I love Dwayne Johnson! Legit one of my fave actors. THERE I SAID IT.

I once lived with a couple who were much older than me. They had sex a LOT, very loudly. Our bedrooms were right beside each other and they had to know I could hear. That's not even terrible compared to the time the man offered to give me a massage. I said no several times. Being young, naive and easily manipulated, I…

These are obviously made up stories by the Feminazis. Either that or they were CLEARLY asking for it. We haven't heard the male perspectives in this! Therefore these stories are false.

I want to print this comment out and frame it!

That's about how I feel. If you're going to hold people to a "standard", you should probably meet it too...haha.