Well, I was almost Kirk... lucky I was born a lady.

Leafs fan here - we were rooting for Montreal last night. Personally, I've been cheering for whatever Canadian team makes it for as long as I can remember... which is about the early 90s, go figure.

I thought the same thing... haha.

I call mine my "partner". Unfortunately, since I own a business, about 50% of the time people think I'm referring to my business partner.

You can have my spaetzle maker... I'm probably never going to be able to eat spaetzle again.

The best was when the old guy left. An employee tried to stop him and he danced around him, haha.

I'll second myus.com! I've got some sweet shoes from US only websites :)

Cassiebear you are ON FIRE today with the comments! Bravo!

Haha omg I was totally just going to pour champagne in a blender. Thanks for saving me from myself...

Champagne daiquiris?! I know what I'm doing this weekend.

Okay apparently impaired driving doesn't have anything to do with the points, it's a different type of offense. BUT STILL.

In Ontario we have points on our driver's license. Run out of points (drunk driving, way over the speed limit, etc), you lose your license. How does someone have 7 DUIs and still have a license?

Why should I be tolerant of your intolerance? Fools.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! "Baby doctor"?! *jumps out of window*

Teach me your parenting ways! Haha.

Great point! I love cooking for my partner, until he asks me to make food, and then I'm pissed off about cooking.

The worst part is that Blue Buffalo is so expensive too! I feel like I was tricked into paying more for the same garbage.

The other day this movie was on tv and my boyfriend put it on because he knows I like animals. What he did not know, was that as soon as I realized what movie it was, I would cry and cry. He was very confused. "But I thought you loved animals...!" Yes, but this movie also hits me in the feels. I may have been PMSing.

My word, I just looked up my rising sign and it was scarily accurate. WTF.

Christ I'm laughing so hard my cat (who is in my lap) is giving me evil looks for disturbing his nap.