Just a quick note from all the other good advice - pre-approved mortgage does not mean you will get all of that money. They appraise your home after you've got it and decide how much the home is actually worth (regardless of what you've paid) and then give you your real mortgage terms which could be less than what…

Man I don't know. When I was in a LDR, we would watch tv together too, drink wine, and then have sexy chats (and then I would cry because I missed him, such a good look). We also played some 2 player games online together. There are tons of those. Word games, shooters, arcade games, all sorts of stuff.

Ya not about the length though, about the particular style.

Oh ya? I had an elderly female gyno who said, with two fingers in me, "Oh nice and tight are we?"

Hurry up! Until you post I will have to remain perfectly still in these yoga pants!

Well you're supposed to try and build the voice of reason (or superego I suppose) in your kid so they don't have to constantly hear it from you that something is wrong. Instilling it a little too much can be pretty dangerous though. I still, as a grown ass woman, hear my parent's voice when I'm doing something they…

Ah what gave it away?

I remember being at the Epcot Center in the 90s as a child and there was an exhibit on future technologies. One was like a phone but you could see each other, and there was a video showing what it would be like. I remember thinking, ya right like that will ever happen.

Fuck ya Burt!

Agreed. I have an old-school dial and it works like a charm. All I gotta do is dial up or down. My parents have a new-fangled thermostat and it took them months to figure the damn thing out.

That is very sweet. I always think like, fuck I wish the bf would leave for a few weeks so I could have a goddamn break around here and get some ME time. But then when he leaves for like one or two nights to do some family stuff I am always so sad and miss him. Sure it might be a "growing experience" but I think that…

Fuck ya chain smoking! *lights one up*

I just started on Tactuo (Epiduo I think in the US), and it's helping big time with my hormonal, cystic acne. It burns like a motherfucker for the first couple of weeks but IT IS WORTH THE BURN. And bonus, it's topical, so no taking stupid meds or hormones with have fucked me up in the past.

Agreed. There is a lot of general gleeful dumping on people lately in the comments.

Thanks, I needed a good cry. I did not, however, need my mascara all over my face, but you know...

Designer made?!Well I guess I can add Designer to my resume since my Halloween masks turned out roughly of the same quality.

Other people's focus on race made you squirmy? So the fact that other people were offended, offended you? Congratulations you are my first reason to roll my eyes today.

Haha I've done the same with the frozen fish fillets I buy for my cats' Sunday dinners.

Same situation happened to me and my bf when I used to live in a basement apt with my little kitty girl. Strangely, when I moved in with him he ceased having any reactions at all. I think it might be because of better ventilation/vacuuming but now we have 3 cats and they (literally) sit on his face and he has no…

I'm so jealous! (Srsly.)