EXCUSE ME?!!?!?!?!?!?!? I fucking spit out my coffee. Bestiality? What year is it again? What planet are we on?

That is also how I use these wipes. Makes sense to me!

Ya definitely mention that to your doc. Best of luck!

I had the implanon and it was a huge huge mistake. Here is the thing. If you are sensitive to hormones and try the mini pill and don't react well, it's super easy to stop taking them. The implanon needs to be surgically removed if you don't react well and you may not get an appointment for that right away. It is kind…

It really depends on the person. With my current boyfriend, he asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend after 3 dates. (Yes he asked me that and we were in our mid to late 20s at the time, haha.)

Excellent advice. That is how my parents dealt with my questions about race and it worked well for me. A little too well... I was genuinely, utterly confused when I was 10 and one of my friends made a mean comment about another person's race. I was like, "Um, that makes no sense. Just because their skin looks…

Yep. I am constantly "misplacing" items. That's what I call losing, as if I might actually find whatever item it is in the future. I think my biggest problem is that I am kind of messy (I'm an artiste I'M ALLOWED, sigh), so who the hell knows where I could have put something.

A few years ago, I had a date cancelled on me about an hour before I was going to leave for it. We had been on another date before and it went well, but he texted me and said he wasn't going to be able to make it. No explanation, no phone call. I was already dressed for a date, all primped and stuff so I was pretty…

After 2 years of misery I had my implanon taken out. It made my period insane one month and none for 3 months, it triggered a deep depression that a year after its removal I am still recovering from, and now I have a scar on my arm from where it was.

Low normal (or average) is like 80-89 on the IQ scale, which is about one standard deviation below the norm. I agree that that is not a good argument for diminished responsibility.

Most of this can be solved by, you know, asking a real live woman her opinion and feelings on things, or even asking a real live man about his opinions. These prescriptive lists are so off the mark. Did you know different people feel differently about things??? Someone should prob let him know.

You know, I'm kind of glad I have no clue about her career.

Wasn't it the British media that originally helped her gain fame?

I just saw these guys tonight in Toronto, and Mark Little (the guy havin the meltdown), grabbed my glasses off my face as part of a bit. All my dreams have come true now.

I fully support this.

Man, I love my belly jelly. Or my jelly belly.

Aw that's awesome. I'm seeing Mark Little and Kyle Dooley tomorrow night!!! They're part of the Toronto Just for Laughs lineup.

Check them out! It's a sketch group called Picnicface. They're from Halifax.

Why is this so funny? Good lord I'm dying. It kind of reminds me of this... in a weird way.

Oh Christ I love those people. "Have you tried like, moisturizing? When my skin is dry I just moisturize." Geez why didn't I think of that! Someone get this person an honorary medical degree.