Get an exterminator like now. Buy a bedbug mattress protector. You can get one cheap(ish) at Walmart. If you have pets they cannot be in the apartment for at least 24 hours after the exterminator has sprayed.

Mane and Tail!

It's 34 days late? Or just like it's been 34 days??

Anyone around tonight...?

Also - "I'm so sorry bad things were said around me but I totes didn't say any of it!" So what bitch, you sat there and did not say anything to other people saying horrible things that you "didn't agree with". You want to be a great example for young girls? Take some accountability and personal responsibility and say…

It just makes me feel fantastic when I see who has been labelled "fat" in the media, or who has been called "fat" as an insult and it makes the news. Not only do I get to feel extra horrible about my own body, but I get to feel even worse about myself because I've internalized this bullshit.

Haha I'm dying of laughter, trying not to wake up my bf next to me. I wonder what my cat's get up to when I'm not home.

To be fair, the house was wearing a very short skirt. It was totally asking for it.

Selling handmade goods is listed as a Low Effort, Passive Technique? Hahahahahahaha.

Psh you don't even know. His sperm is too powerful to be contained inside mere semen.

Shit really? Oh dear. I just ordered some raccoon-proof garbage bin locks. Hope that makes them go elsewhere.

Haha okay well...best of luck...pls don't die.

Good lord no. I have racoons on my patio and they are not squee worthy up close. They're rabies vectors and they can be vicious. I'm terrified when they come up close to me when I'm least suspecting it.

Very sad :( Didn't know they were so territorial.

SOMEONE DO THIS. I know a...friend... who would really like that.

I would seriously buy and wear this dress.

Well! Can we at least photoshop this? Daaayum.

Too bad the internet is a public place.

Yeeeessss!

What's the difference between pulling out and withdrawal?