I used to do event planning. This is true. I just said I was planning an event. Saved 50%.

I knew a guy who was getting married. He suspected that certain vendors jack up the price as soon as they hear the word "wedding." His fiance called to rent a tent and they quoted her $x, which he thought was high. He called the next day about same tent, said it was for a cub scouts get-together, and the price they…

Eloping was the best decision we made regarding the wedding stuff. Planning was starting to stress me out so I said fuck it let's go to Vegas and that's what we did. It was just the two of us which was perfect and cheap.

That's my plan too. I'd rather get a hotel room for me and the groom and let people who were broke but determined to attend use our apartment.

She got three rice cookers for her shower, maybe I'll snatch one when no one's looking!

Seriously, what's up with that? Thank you notes are not done anymore? Did I miss a cultural memo?

Expenses for my husband's colleague's wedding include three airline tickets (have to bring the kid), two nights in a very posh hotel, a new dress for the black tie reception, and an expensive wedding gift. I always say we did our friends and family a favor by eloping.

This isn't people being offended by default. THE ACTUAL FUCKING VICTIMS OF THE FUCKING KIDNAPPING WERE DISTURBED BY IT, AND ASKED FOR AN APOLOGY.

To all the hockey fans out there, always remember:

They were singing, bye bye all you instagram guys

Instagram would have just shut down from pure lack of bandwidth if this was done today.

I desperately want to Google "Rasputin's Penis," but I'm at work. Thanks, Callie :|

:40 in video. Treb is so hipster.

I *love* putting together IKEA furniture! It's like a puzzle that you do with a hammer! What's not to love?

"But when I'm considering what to wear I always think it would be a shame if I didn't get a chance alienate people with my personality because my attire beat me to it :)"

Not mentioned in the article is that Roberta Firstenberg and her granddaughter were assisted in the endeavor by Doctors Eva Rosalene and Neil Watts of the Sigmund Corporation.

THIS. You don't have a single other dress? Your only option is a white dress? I refuse to believe that. Every woman either owns a little black dress or should own one. When in doubt, wear that.

Great picture of them.

It's a little macabre to think about, but this is exactly how I want to go. I don't want to spend a minute in this life without my partner, I just don't. When he's gone, just end me there. I'm done. Fin.

Seems fine to me - some employers get huffy when you try to negotiate salary, and you risk leaving a bad taste, but obviously you did not.