Ted Cruz wears clothes like that bug wore Vincent D'onofrio in Men in Black.

Listen, this isn't personal. But we hear about the fucking Kardashian morons every 2 posts. Please for the love of dog, STOP IT. I love Jez for the other articles, but seriously. If you ignore them, they will wither away and die. They take up more news space than anything else. Who the fuck cares?

The video features many choice quotes in this little chitchat, such as this gem from Jim Bob: "Both of you'll like the physical relationship, but the guy, that'll be kinda the main focus..."

I only just placed it.

ITS RIGHT THERE ON HIS IPHONE THAT HE DEFINITELY DOES NOT USE TO TAKE PICTURES OF PASSED OUT GIRLS OF EVEN THOUGH HE TOTALLY SUPPORTS HIS FELLOW BROS BROING OUT WITH THEIR BRONESSSSSSSS

The perfect ironic hell for conspiracy nuts would be a world in which everything they believed in is true.

The name change is just Step One. Step Two is faking his own death. Then Step Three is getting Kris out of the public's eye for a while so he can slowly skin her alive, cure his brand new Kris-skin-suit, and alter it so it's perfect for Step Four. Which is reappearing in the public as Kris and taking over her life.…

Have you tried telling them that if they were going down on a clit like the good lord intended they wouldn't have to spew such vile gender-based crap all the time?

Even better, just leave a note that says 'Chop Chop'.

I would love an "Antiques Roadshow" for clothes: people bring in vintage pieces, expert looks them over and explains the history of the item and then estimates what it is worth.

I feel the same way. I can't stand this woman but I have been really impressed by her handling of all this fashion police bullshit. I also watched her give an interview after Joan Rivers (whom I also can't stand) died and her candor and wit was really attractive. I don't know what to think any more.

No snark, but what is fascinating or entertaining about them? Serious question. Because all I see is plastic surgery addiction and failed relationships. Am I missing something? They're so boring.

I'm so sorry to hear that, you have my deepest sympathies.

Seven days...

What is that little hovering black dot? Chipmunk, cute. Black dot, anxiety.

My favorite was the guy who used to be on. George? Mostly I just loved his reactions to Joan.

I give you mad props for getting a tongue replacement isopod into comments. I can't believe I never thought to add this to my list of "things I wish would happen to terrible people"!