Dead people have been getting a pass way too long now, mad respect Cube.

Nope, their favorite song is clearly Infant Sorrow's "African Child" ...

I'm kind of jealous of this guy. I wear superhero shirts every day and never have super powers... This guy puts on a drunk as shit shirt and *poof* it happens.

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back... after it died of an easily preventible disease.

God bless Mariah Carey. Pretending you don't even know who the ex i? HBICing like a boss.

(When they're not too busy fucking the country, of course...)

No, seriously, please proceed. The more stupid shit you post online, the easier it gets for me to sort through prospective hires.

Chris Brown Thrown Out Of Rehab, Back in Jail

Yeah I would check for The Lord's Webcams hidden underneath the pews before I sat down, lest Pornhub gets flooded with upskirt videos like "Kenya See Her Cooch?"

I'm an oblivious, male, fat, jerk corporate lawyer and even Ithink this was oblivious on the dude's part and (unsurprisingly) garbage on GMA's part. Oh that sharting jokester, Roker!