Me and my mad meme skillz created this

I met mine at Disneyland in 1980 when I was 10 (I’m an old). Her name was Elizabeth. My middle name is Elizabeth. It was really weird - totally looked alike. I have occasionally wondered what she looks and if she still looks exactly like me (or I like her?)...

Coincidence that today is National Ex-Spouse Day and National Be Kind to Lawyers day?

Alas, no. After the disastrous reception where my now-ex's parents went home with his suitcase, we went out to find that his friends had plastered my car, a 1969 Ford Fairlane 500 convertible (the best high school car, ever!) with "Hi my name is..." stickers on the paint and soft-top, rocks in the hubcaps and no tools…

Oh... I thought that was Johnny Knoxville. :-/

Oooh - a game!

Catching this vibe from her...

I quote this movie all the time. I said, "hello, Chanel," this morning to my shoes. :-/

I...can’t look away...

Thank you! Everyone is so quick to call the airline assholes, but I also see both sides. A medical emergency over the ocean is not what the airline wanted from a woman who already proclaimed herself as feeling "weak." Sure, they could have handled it better, but people make mistakes, and I'm sure Alaska (an airline I…

Ha! My pug did that on occasion, hence the wearing of only panties at night.

$10 is worth paying so as not to hear one more John Corbett Walgreen's ad. Actually, it is the only reason that I started paying for the app. Everything else was a bonus.

This is *exactly* why I don’t call my man-friend my boyfriend.

My exact first thought.

Amen!

Thanks - I’m in a good place now.

The best part is that within a couple years my brother did exactly that!

...because the guys don’t have kids (as in the female nurturer role), amirite? Le sigh...

Oh, thank you! I have to give all the props to my new man-friend for getting me to reconcile. He’s all about family, and he said I had to be the bigger person.