Pretty much everything, but I'll break it down for you.

As the mother of I teen daughter I am applauding you in my office right now.

Are you fucking serious?

I'm sure they do, but Muffy toting her pet in her purse gives rise to these issues. It is akin to parking in handicapped spots and saying that I have a hidden handicap so I should be allowed and then spout "how dare you ask such a thing - I'm here so of course I have a disability!" Put a license on their collar or…

Just like a driver is required to hang the disabled placard to park in handicapped accessible spots, dogs that help people with a disability should be required to have visible identification that is common throughout the country. Problem solved (except in this case where the dog was wearing the vest and the manager…

Actually, "He likes fuckin' Ninja Turtles and Transformers," so I think she has bigger problems.

Best. Toy. Evar!!!

I assume that any woman that gets this with the downloaded/burned copy of "Paula" would take it to mean her man has cheated and wants the flowers to be on his casket, because that's exactly how I would take such a "gift."

At 42 my husband left me for a girl who looks like a 70's oompah loompah (however, brown hair not orange) with no sense of smell who hadn't had sex in 10 years.

In my heart of hearts I believe that Brad & Angie and Jennifer are trolling us. I like to think that every time one of these stories comes out they conference call sykpe each other and laugh and laugh at how silly these stories are and how much people want them to hate each other. Then they each open a $420 bottle of…

Thankfully no one *ever* touched my belly. I think I gave off a vibe, or something.

It <b><i>is</b></i> pretty nice to be able to sit in an office while wearing cute dresses and heels (but have a spare pair of cute flats for when I need to run out for something). Then again, I commend you for the patience of being able to work with children, something I could never do (but wish I could).

I generally only carry handbags...is it wacky to carry them like that? :-(

I thought so, too! I love the Seychelles retro look and buy too many. :-/

So is MrDivine. Used to be a collegiate athlete (water polo) and still has the shoulders, legs, and ass - but now he has a sweet bellah because he is a fabulous cook and life is to be enjoyed.

I really wish the pseudo-Christians would jump on celebrity multiple divorces and leave gay marriage alone. Sanctity of marriage my ass.

I usually regret my food choices, not my booze choices. :/

My man-friend played water polo in college and the team *loved* endless shrimp.

... followed by a morning of regret...

Plus BJ's beer sucks.