Goodell: As I've maintained all along, no one from the National Forensics League saw this video until this week.

Hello Kitty is not a cat. She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat.

"Gwyneth Paltrow took the ice bucket challenge..."

I love when he is like the Greek Chorus to Kim's utter tone deafness. He has some of the best liners of the show.

As a serial watcher of tacky ass housewives shows, I'm not down with this. I have little to no interest in watching actual celebrities (floundering as they may) on my housewives shows. I want trashy regular rich people and trashier middle class people pretending they're rich. That's it.

So excited for this sequel. I genuinely adored the first movie and will hear nothing negative about it. It's my go-to "pour a glass of wine and talk about feelings with my BFF" background movie.

Hello.

The shaving thing is really...not that odd of a request. I'm sure the entire male cast of Glee (who play students) have the same deal. They're all in their twenties and thirties, that's what happens when you play a high schooler. Not saying growing up Disney isn't fucked, just saying that's a poor example.

Yup. Clear case of doppelbängers.