The last time I did mushrooms, I was in high school and came home to, unexpectedly, find my mom and little sister. My mom asked me to help my sister with her homework and I could not figure that shit out. She was, like, in the second grade.

“Hadid, 22,”

I wanted to be Cher and Dionne so badly. I even wanted to get my nose pierced, but my mom was like, no you’re 10. Really disappointing that Dionne grew up to be Stacey Dash.

“They’re more annoyingly childish, grating. This is compounded by the fact that Nicki herself tends to irresponsibly wield them. A few months back, she joked about having them physically harm someone she’d been arguing with on the internet”

It wasn’t a smart move.

“Baby, can Nicki Minaj have this sample?”

I think when that relative is running for  public office, and you know they will fuck up, you gotta do what you gotta do. 

Jenifer Lewis for Congress!

As someone who used to teach public school, as can say schools definitely keep a close watch on the kitchen.

I was surprised to read this happened in Nebraska. Seems like a hassle to get just to make a healthier lunch, just use turkey.

I know I’m in a minority, but I thought the show was getting better after going down hill seasons 2-3. 

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This headline is everything.

Exactly what I was thinking.

How is Hailey Baldwin famous? I think she’s beautiful, but she’s the offspring of the lamest Baldwin. 

1. Those “celeb net worth” sites aren’t always accurate.

That’s still an insane amount of money. 

Pete Davidson bought Ariana Grande a 93k ring... or she bought it herself?

I wonder if he still thinks about it.

GOP should really consider their friends’ private lives and how hard it will be for their mistresses to obtain an abortion.