(Jeremy Piven can get it)

Mariah’s was great too

“19. I don’t have a favorite rapper. I have three baby-daddy rappers, so I can’t pick one or you’re messing with my child support!”

“TMZ’s sources say ‘doctors continue to put Lamar’s chances of survival at 50/50’ and that he was ‘entirely unresponsive all day Thursday.’ Additionally, four of his vital organs are still failing,”

Ugh, Kim Davis...

I haven’t done X/Molly in a long time, but almost every time I did do it I regretted it.

I was so hot for Jason Wahler back in the day

Why is Katy Perry dressed like Veronica from ‘Heathers’?

The cast of OC has gotten older and they and they are dragging me with them!!!!

I know Kim Kardashian face-palmed as soon as she sent that tweet out.

Future ‘binge-watch’ session!

It’s very Madonna in the Open Your Heart video

“This is going to sound tital tinfoil hat” New favorite phrase.

Azaelia Banks really believes she is right... ok.

“I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me” is what I say to myself in the mirror every morning

Allison Janney gets a lot of praise for her acting talent (well deserved). But lets not forget that she is also sexy as hell. And isn’t that more if an accomplishment?

• Heidi Fleiss, the “Hollywood Madame,” is selling her address book on Ebay. [NYDN]

“giggling and slurring is just part of her personality that surfaces from time to time.”

That Sarah Silverman post is adorable to me because I read her words on the oassing of her mother (they were lovely)