I know that you meant gasped, but I wish it was really gaped

I’ve seen this often. Everytime it’s like a kissy face emoji message sent to my heart, reminding me why I live in NYC.

Seriously! This is a fear of mine!

The saliva of a captive komodo dragon is not as deadly.

I HAVE BEEN HEARING ABOUT THIS ALL DAY.

GET IN, LOSER. WE’RE GOING SHOPPING.

I guesss, every so often, Mama June has to be reminded that she alowed a sex offender who hurt her child back into her life.

“Mommy porn” is a hella disturbing phrase.

I didn’t understand how somebody could be so offended by me just taking my junk out.”

I know this is a very personal thing, but it’s weird to me that Bruce speaks about his female identity as a separate entity. I’ve never heard anyone speak like this. It’s like he is still not being himself.

Rihanna is giving me Tammy from Real World LA vibes

Sleater-Kinney is it for me. Their music is everything.

I seriously do not understand the appeal of BBHMM. I love Rihanna, but I cannot get into this song. I think it’s grating.

Also, Mean Girls came out 11 years ago. Think about that for a minute.

Wow the 90’s are back in full effect

Yeah, she said it in Us Weekly. That’s why it’s so weird.

Why is she talking about Drake like this? To play off his infamous reaction?

Google his dick pic.

I mean, not to make fun of someone’s illness, but drinking is usually the precursor to all that she did. And getting arrested for kicking a cop is usually ones fault.

Rudimental’s ‘Baby’ (feat. Harnett) is great too