Kathie Lee likes to drink, so she can hang.

I think I have a position for him. (a few positions, heyyyyy)

Not punishable by vigilante justice. Which is really what I was trying to point out. The Afghanistan has been trying to move away from what it was. I didn't know if it was still a punishable crime there.

Even if she had been burning the Quran, is there a law against that in Afghanistan? Those should get more than a suspension.

Nothing will top Preserve!

Yeah, exactly. If it were Rene Zellweger, she wouldn't have a problem.

This is more than a housekeeping position. This is more like manager of the house. I'm sure it pays well, but it seems like a hectic job.

I have always liked Griffin's stand up specials, but even I threw a side eye at And after awhile, I kind of felt like I was being forced to comment on pictures of beautiful women in perfect dresses, and say kind of bad things. [...] As a feminist and a comic, it just didn't feel like the right fit for me.

This made me laugh. So did "Macky Deez"

For real. Maybe it's her son's job.

I don't know how Madonna runs her life/career, but I somehow doubt she personally posts anything on Twitter/Instagram. I'm sure she has to give the OK, but probably leaves it up to the social media assistant to make sure everything is accurate. I'm not really making an excuse for Madonna, I just don't think…

What did Delevingne say that was so disrespectful that Naomi felt like she had to get serious at a party? I know it doesn't take much for Naomi to get real, but if they're all friends then what is the big deal?

Me too. I bet he's good at activating the vibes.

I'm trying to imagine being 26 and taking orders from a15 year old. No, my grad degree would seem worthless to me.

He just looks like a huge asshole.

Looks like Karl Lagerfeld. And that is not a good look.

You seem like fun.

Wow. She was alive and a grown woman during WWII.

A student once had an extension fall out and she tied it onto the back of her belt to make it look like a tail.

Ugh, that cat was probably just trying to get some air on her lunch break. Then some bigot with poor comprehension skills had to come and fuck her day up.