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Thank you for keeping hope alive

"Here's a boxful of gathered truths printed on beautiful handmade paper. I like to read as many as I can while I'm waiting five minutes for my chai to steep. If you get only one of my Favorite Things this year, I'd want this to be it." — Oprah

I cannot stop laughing.

I saw Cynthia Nixon on the E train!

What would Carol say?

LOL yeah as I hit the 'publish' button I realized their was no way he was divorced.

Maybe she couldn't make it?

Also rumored: Sam Smith

Yale might not have an anal work shop (yet), but it would be a very popular event. Yale students are freaks.

Ok, gurl.

The argument over "happy holidays" makes my blood boil. What is so bad about saying "happy holidays?!" Is that more offensive than assuming that the individual celebrates Christmas?!

I totally overlooked the second part where he stuck a microphone down his pants and rubbed it against his crotch. Swoon.

I'm sorry, but LMAO.

I cannot stop giggling at my desk.

Hate Fox News. Love hot guys. I'll take him.

I teach high school and have had a many Lauryns and Aaliyahs.

I could see Chris Brown in a different light when he puts himself in that light. If he took progressive steps towards being a better person and not consistently showing that he doesn't have self-control would be a good start.

Kids today! EYEROLL

Ariana Grande seems like she's growing up to be really horrible.