Exactly. Even if it takes bringing out the ol' 12 gauge, they shall die.

THANK YOU

I mean, they could have chosen $4.51 at least

It makes sense

Ugh, no. The prior footage was incredibly ugly. GTA4 looked better. And we aren't talking about low budget games, or liscensed.

As in, leave a little red LED on

Despite advances in technology, humans remained adamant on the VCR format

Eurogamer has a knack for being a little boring, lol. At least they're decent journalists.

There's this thing called DOWNSCALING, in which, by miracle of god, 1080p TVs can output in 720p, 480p, 360p. How freaking amazing is that?

Breaking news: Man in Death Valley claims their Xbox One caught fire.

Zing!

God rays

Jeez. Its been at low prices a TON this year. If you haven't bought it, do so now.

I'll hold the door open

I wonder what happens when they get moldy.

They're just being realistic. Not everything has to be a petty console war.

Destiny?

ARGH. Can't...read...mobile...too small...squint...curses!

Some are most likely children, twats who have Internet access from getting an iPhone at age 9

All the folks on EG (myself included) thought it was rather pointless as well. This usually isn't their style