FYI I've completed it twice. Both endings.

Or, that bolt of lightning lit his boat on fire...

That really isn't an excuse. You can spoil the game all you want, but FFS, don't put the spoiler warning after spoiling it.

Change the headline and opening paragraph. Now.

Now that I think about it, Nintendo sounds awfully like a newborn kitten.

For door glitch ing?

No offense...but that's a really sad fate to be locked to, if you are swayed by trophies for your next purchase

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Gigabit for everyone!

No, I think you're mistaking their temper tantrum for a business move.

That is awesome.

What comes after three?

Hah, it was suggested to me at an engineering meet-up. GIGABIT AWAYYY

My superpower would be always-on Wi-Fi.

Their changes are, but their starting philosophy was frightening.

Spark sounds like it could be their LittleBigPlanet. A celebration of creativity and the ingenuity of its users. Instead, MORE GRIT AND GUNS

I don't want it to be a massacre. I want a skirmish and a slap in the face to Microsoft, to wake up to what consumers really want. And THEN I would love both consoles to do well.

Way to be open minded.

Okay, I'll give it to them. That's pretty nifty.

Why so sad, Fahey? Or are those tears of undeniable probe joy?