Still can't run Crysis 3 at max settings at 60 FPS

Reviewing mushroom-flavored cola will never be the same

Mike Fahey IS..

It should star Mike Fahey.

You might see hands on videos..

Mark: NVIDIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Oh, crap. I left Fawkes in Megaton...

Uh, the tag says MONEYSAVR

Hm. I've never had my thumbs touch. And I hold it at about 45 degrees. Maybe I have tiny hands?

I thought it was Fallout 4 for a minute there...anybody else get their hopes up?

Then there's no point in a console, is there? Besides, PS3s aren't really expensive anymore. Although I really wish I had a decent PC, it had a driver fail on TF2 for crying out loud. There's advantages to each platform.

Not racing sims! Arcade racers. For a hardcore sim it's very silly. I play burnout games, haha. It's just, pressure sensitive and not clicking triggers CAN come in handy.

Some of us spend cash on a PC...

The thumb sticks don't change speed, just direction and camera. You hold R2 to speed up, L2 you hold to brake. Well, in Criterion games. More pressure goes faster, brakes harder, etc. hold it at a certain pressure for same speed. This is automatic transmission, by the way.

They control brakes and accel

Do you hold your thumbs at an angle, or straight on?

I'm not sure about the 360's, but the bottom triggers are reeeaallyy pressure sensitive, and you have a ton of control over speed. Drifting always feels easy. It just feels satisfying to operate on a racer.

Seeing that picture made me frown inside

Did we ever need a reason? :D

And scalpel!