Some people do actually fail.

Then don't click on the article. Seriously. Out of all the things you chose to say, you had to be a jerk about it. Look, either use Core, or gtfo, because this is a blog, and they can post whatever they feel like. Some of us enjoy this. Others don't. It's not hard to keep scrolling.

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Well, yes...but they're like, cups of bread and sauce. Where the heck does the bagel part even come from?

One of my favorites was a bit about a certain runaway dog, a naughty one, if you will.

I second this.

How about Bagel Bites?

I think he meant cats

Actually, star fox had Command, but that's being a little pretentious. But sooner or later a few of Ninty's older IPs need to get brought out of the woodworks (autocorrect tried to change that to "Wii sorrys" haha).

Oh, duh. Lol...

It's not like it's horrendous. Keep in mind though that I played it a few years ago. It's really samey in it's own right; only the scenery changes. Boring combat with enemies, and a bunch of repeated events. And it's really easy. But hey, if you want a taste of star fox, give it a go. Don't expect too much. The first…

Unkarted 4: Green Shell God

Yes. If they released a new star fox, I'd consider a Wii U. Seriously. After Command I kind of flipped a table.

A new F-Zero

As long as it's Naughty Dog handling it, I'd say have at it. They've joined the ranks of the elite long ago

True. I was just informing him. They should update it

"No, it's a VCR."

Other three? Ouya?

Then turn the console forward. Voila, sandwich :D

That's one stylish black sandwich