Even with that hard break looming, Kelly still managed to find time to explain the hard break twice and put forth an opposing opinion.

This looks gr....uh, 720p?

This looks gr....uh, 720p?

Ruptured testicles is about the worst thing that could happen to any man, let alone a 13 year old boy who can barely get through the word “testicles” without laughing.

Happened in the UK so most likely driver was on the right hand side of the vehicle, away from the lamp post; still probably very banged up.

‘course it makes sense. Now I’m going to lace up my work boots to go for a run

Respectfully disagree.

Good christ do you people have a lot of rules.

Tons and tons of nuance to be had here, so let’s get started. I JUST returned from my local dispensary where .75g pre-rolls are like $6 or you can pick up a full gram of the same buds and do it yourself for $7. So there is that minor point to consider - if you don’t have a pipe/bong/whatever, are ‘mobile’, out and…

Sounds like a typical scientist/engineer. They look at the data (can he function without her) and make a decision based on the data (yes, he can) and people’s feelings don’t matter.

Before I even read any of the comments.

Tennis is definitely way the fuck up there. Look at the US Open. You’re playing in 90 degree heat (all four majors are played in summer), the bogus humidity of New York late summer, for four hours, with no more than about a 90 second break in the action, directly under the flight path for LaGuardia.

Golf?????

Here is the post from back in 2009:

I will eat my hand if this guy makes the Hall of Fame.

Yeah, anything holding up that intersection during evening commute on a Tuesday is fair game for a response. I’m at a loss for outrage.

Condition has been downgraded to Gnarly

How was he bad at his job? Did you see how fucking far that dork went?!

“I didn’t see a chance for them to win a Super Bowl at the time,” Johnson said. “For the work I was putting in, it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.

Peak Root right now with all this rage.