This is outstanding. I’m actually genuinely thrilled for this and hope that he has a long, long career running the Lakers.

This is overblown. He’s got a lot to learn but he’ll have AIDS.

“That’s can’t possibly be our client: he hasn’t hit anyone all year.”

How much do you think Bill Gates or Steve Jobs or Larry Ellison should make as founders of the some of the biggest companies in the world?

I help run an incentive program for [GIGANTIC INVESTOR-OWNED ELECTRIC UTILITY]. One of the third-party implementers that we work with all the time, and by far is the biggest pain in our ass, lists his job title as “CEO.” To the best of my knowledge, he is the only person who actually works for that company, the home…

It’s right up there with lawyers who use Esq. and non-MD phds that call themselves “doctor”. And really, if you’re going to call yourself “President” you’d better have at least 2 people working for you who you aren’t related to.

Actually “CEO” is a term that means “Chief Executive Officer”, and is usually the title of the person who leads a company, may it be big or small. Sometimes they scam their way to the top, but sometimes it actually does take hard work and accomplishment. Also they may not do the day-to-day nitty gritty, but managing…

Nah. My CEO works his ass off, at least 12 hours a day, is on call and working much more often than I am. Does a good job of insulating the staff from most of the stupid-crazy people.

Slightly OT, but I love when my fb friends who own a small business list their occupation as “CEO”. No, your independent record label that is literally just you and your graphic designer buddy does not have a Board of Directors and you are not a CEO. Owner, Founder, sure. I’ll even accept “President” if that makes…

Idr? Nitendo’s crack at it was harmless at worst, funny at best. i don’t see the big deal.

Not according to Gawker. Here, memes are cultural appropriation.

Holy shit, do people actually take memes this seriously? They’re funny pictures with captions not a doctoral thesis on existentialism.

Well, maybe, but also quite possibly not.

There’s a lot of truth in this. Which is why it makes me so furious that Democrats, when presented with the option of a populist not beholden to the interests of the status quo, went with someone just the opposite. But I’ve had that fight, and it won’t do any good to have it again.

no, they weren’t always boring in this manner. they were incredibly active and creative and fun to be around. they’re still active and creative, but it all mostly centers around the offspring now, and to me that’s boring. i get nothing out of being around children, most times it just stresses me out, and the amount of…

Welcome to pretty much every high school movie ever.

‘while i could imagine what life would be like, and how productive i would be at doing nothing special anyways, i couldnt imagine actually not having them.’

Am I supposed to understand that gibberish?

all hail the DINK (dual income, no kids)

She looks incredible for 50. She looks incredible for 40.