Found it.

Got a lot of idiots ‘round these parts.

Then you haven’t played enough. ;)

Grew up in small towns. Lived in the burbs. Lived in the big city. Lived in the medium city.

On the other hand, Sipowitz won’t be at Outback. So it has that going for it.

Cammy’s Spiral Arrow, a perfectly reasonable way to scare the shit out of your own teammate.

I honestly don’t think we’ll see the type of depreciation that DeMuro is talking about among many Hellcat examples, but only time will tell. The real takeaway from this article is the sentence about stirring butter with a rope. That expression is mine now, and I don’t intend to give credit where it’s due. Thank you,…

Granted, my wife’s RAV4 is what we use for shopping and whatnot, but the AW11 really isn’t bad for storage space for a two seater. The frunk, specially without a spare can carry quite a bit, and the trunk is pretty spacious for several small/medium sized items.

MR2 all the things!

People have issues with 3 blink turn signals? I only wish the manufacturers would let you adjust it to 4 or 5 blinks through the car’s on-board displays. You can adjust some of the Audi/VWs using a factory or aftermarket diagnostic tool to configure it for a 4 or 5 blink.

It’s no secret that it’s often cheaper and more space-efficient to just power the wheels directly under the motor and parallel to the transmission

This country is fucked. The left wants to ban guns because of a handful of idiots with them and the right doesn't want refugees because of the possible handful of terrorists. Neither side see the irony in it.

In fairness they tried to arrest Bruce but he was nowhere to be found.

Awwww, the Denver Broncos!

Wait, wait...Patriots fans think ESPN has an anti-Patriots bias???

We did a “No Turkey” Thanksgiving last year and that was a big hit since turkey is objectively the worst meat and everyone loves sides. This year we are just grilling a bunch of steaks. So much better

This is great advice for people who abhor practicality.

Got two slices of pizza for lunch. Buffalo chicken and Hawaiian. Ate the buffalo chicken first, which was basically the most perfect slice of pizza ever. Then the Hawaiian: It was bad, and ruined both my entire afternoon and the glorious flavor the buffalo chicken injected. Should I have eaten them in reverse order?…

I tend to look at the glass half-full, so let me be the first to congratulate the Bills fans on being able to read about fuck ups one, two and three without thinking of J.P. Losman, Trent Edwards and E.J. Manuel.

I was walking to my car to drive home after high school. For some reason, I was barefoot. I can't recall why exactly. But as I headed to my car I stepped in a huge pile of dog shit. It was gross, but without anything to wipe off the dog shit right at that moment I thought it could wait. I got in the car and began…