I'm not a Dolphins fan, but I think they'll be improved this year. Wallace and Gibson will make impacts. Tannehill was the 7th most accurate deep passer last year as a rookie without a deep threat. That short pass Haley scheme ran last year was not a good fit for Wallace. I think Tannehill's arm and mobility are a…

"And I'm not even a sprinter."

No, I just said bears can sprint very fast. I know they'd catch anyone. I was saying they'd catch you if you were alone or, if you were with a group of people and you all had the same head start, the stronger, quicker person can just knock you down as everyone attempts to sprint away and then they are in the clear.

I'm not pro-crossfit. I think a lot of the shit they do is silly. I just think that a focus on long distance running is for pussies. You know the bear (referring to your original post) is going to get you, right? They can sprint pretty fast. Even if bears were slow, fast twitch muscle people could just trip you as…

It's a lat and you get them by doing pullups, not kips.

Shut your mouth. Cheetahs are ninja assassins.

Don't waste your time with this douche. He's mad that no one respects wimpy guys with slow twitch muscles. Long distance runners are one trick ponies. No good for fighting or labor.

gross

It's called a squat rack for a reason. Fuck people who occupy the squat rack for upper body. The worst are the douche bags who do curls there.

*sigh* Overreact much? This whiny drivel might get some approval from like-minded crybabies, but it isn't making outsiders sympathetic to your plight. Quite the opposite actually.