The graphic novel of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was much better than the movie. The name was just used so that they could rip off another, vaguely similar, screenplay.

Well, not based on race, but I'm pretty sure the black guy is the top based on what they're wearing.

Yes, they do deserve to get punched. Piss in a urinal splashes. You piss on me, I punch you. Don't talk about shit you don't understand, bitch.

This is why you should always just be a dick. You still get plenty of sex and, even if you aren't getting sex, you still get the fun of being a dick.