Why do hockey fans have such a hate boner for basketball? I never hear NBA fans say one word about hockey, but half of you fuckers can’t wait to weigh in on the sport you choose to watch.

Something incredibly hyped run by a grifter that’ll thoroughly swindle any idiot dumb enough to give money to it?

The Bucks with Giannis Antetokounmpo and Anthony Davis would be the actual coolest basketball team of all time.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

I’m glad you told him you were offended, and even if he didn’t listen, I hope your friend eventually realizes that retarded people deserve better than being compared to the Washington Wizard.

Wow, NBA Jaguars Junction is fucking dark, man.

May I present just one more reason?

Man, after that right hand connect, I expect at least a four game suspension for Rondo.

Yeah, his weakness is he can’t save everyone. There’s a great Hitman issue that really goes into this.

The ball is moving on the right side of Kobe’s face as he moves away.

Plasco-Flaxman claims that they had a bad experience with the nanny immediately preceding Maurice, and that nanny just so happened to be black, so this time, they were hoping not to get another black, but to instead get a Filipina.

He was between the tackles, though, so they’ll start calling Donald for intentional grounding.

The Stu Gotz is strong in you

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

actually, the review is good

He’ll make it before Pete Rose does.

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

Steph and LeBron are both incredible to watch. Getting to see greatness on the court at the same time is like watching the 91 finals with MJ and Magic. I know this site is extremely pro Cavs, but watching Golden State play at their top level against the greatest player of this generation is fun.

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…