On the other hand, Donald Duck is

I would totally go to a Cars and Coffee with Joe Biden. He like you Grandpa’s badass brother that wants to take you to a strip club and has 3 project cars he’s working on (which is really one that he’s focused on, and the other two just sit there for years).

shhh....please, commenters, don’t spoil this article for me. I’m going to catch it later on NBC as it’s intended.

SHUT UP YOU MEANIES!!!!!!!

Yes.

Honest suggestion: cut it out on a 12"x12" square have OBJ sign it, frame it and auction it off. The proceeds can go to some charity that helps kids (or whatever...I dunno, I’m not Gandhi).

Who did this?

This isn’t even a big deal. Jim Tomsula has already patched it up with some used floss and his homemade glue (chewed mulch mixed with sewage mud).

Show me a 20ft wall and I’ll show you a man with. 21ft ladder. Unless he builds a dome that covers the whole US, a wall is pointless.

And meanwhile, Charles Barkley is slowly turning into Uncle Ruckus....

Because she got more votes in the primaries? I voted for Bernie Sanders in the MO primary by the way. Did the Democratic establishment prefer a longtime member with tons of experience and fairly Obama-style moderate views over the extremely liberal independent from Vermont (yes I know he caucuses with the party)? Yes.…

Clicked on this story to find Tomsula’s phone number because I need some alterations done on my grey suit and I hear his work is okay and his rates are good. But of course, his phone number is nowhere to be found. More fucking clickbait.

Phone? Tomsula life hack #2131: no need to have a cell phone. A nice tin foil hat with a TV antenna picks up most signals on the cellular band.

She’s also taller than most — or a good percentage of — men, and we all know what a sensitive testicle of an issue that is. All those 5'9" dudes who are 5'7" IRL are scared and shamed by a tall sexy brilliant black woman. Like, terrified.

Viagra and Cialis are going OTC in 2017/18. Won’t even need to visit your doctor. You can run into Walmart, grab a sixer of Miller Lite, a gun and fix your slack dong all at the same time.

They don’t actually care about preventing abortions, the goal is to control women.

Jeebus, when are these dumbass fuckers going to realize that freely available contraceptives is an amazing way to prevent abortions?

 I’m sure we Dems will find some issues with two great solutions to tear ourselves apart over. That is what we do best. The Republican Party could be proposing killing all puppies and we will be tearing each other apart over whether the puppy lives and gets free doggy daycare or lives and get’s subsidized doggy…

If it leads to Boogie eventually punching Danny Ainge in the face, count me in