I'd suggest seppuku, but that requires some degree of honor.

I just came here to say I haven't bought a watermelon in years because a whole fucking watermelon—even the smaller varieties—are too much for one person to eat in a reasonable amount of time. But like a true American, I will always love watermelon Jolly Ranchers because those are the BEST flavor. Don't even try and…

Get it, tiger.

Everyone love watermelon, fucking wolves love watermelon. Boners for everyone.

But then you have to turn the lights off.

Found on Pinterest. This is about as racy as it gets. (Also, EWWWWWWW WHY WOULD YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR *INFANT*.)

God, yes. And as someone whose family always used mason jars for drinking glasses BECAUSE WE WERE POOR AND COULDN'T AFFORD ACTUAL GLASSWARE, I can't help laughing at these poor suckers who are paying $5 apiece for "designer" mason jars.

They've basically ruined riding boots for me. I live in NYC and never see most of the fashion trends that are super popular on Pinterest - the userbase also seems to lean very suburban/rural/collegiate - but I have two beautiful pairs of Fryes that I've owned for a few years, and every time I put them on, a little…

Mason Jars, You forgot every DIY project you could possibly do with Mason Jars.

Ugh yes. If I see more chevron/riding boots pin I'm going to start setting things on fire.

I'm not surprised by this. If you look at the 'Popular' board, there are often pins that run really conservative—camoflauge themed nursery, gun holders for the side of your bed, Christian-themed workout quotes...etc. I have no explanation why Pinterest attracts more conservative women than liberal women. I could make…

That makes perfect sense. I use Pinterest to catalog recipes and interior design concepts that catch my eye, but the rest of it is terrible. Everyone is white and blonde and obsessed with weddings, babies, losing weight, 30-day squat challenges, outfits that always manage to combine chevron print/riding boots/mint and…

not sure you know what funny means. cause this is so fucking funny. these little helicopter parents who decided to connect their baby to the internet, well guess what, the internet was also connected to their baby.

My daughter keeps asking me if people can "watch us through the TV?" I hope to god not!

This is me right now. "WAKE UP BABY!" Lmao, what a weirdly hilarious asshole.

No can do, still on the run for arson.

I was babysitting once and they had exactly this kind of thing where you could control the camera to move, etc. I periodically checked on toddler girl who was angelically sleeping during nap. The next time I turned it on and panned down, she was sitting upright directly in front of it, staring at me. Her eyes were…

I am so going to hell...

I'm right there with you. We'll go to hell together.

Daily mail picture, its terrifying