He's mine, too. Don't tell me though, because when I find out I'm going to be extremely bitchy and needlessly petty about the whole thing.

I have narrowed it down to five possibilities:

You are officially my favorite Jez author. Don't tell Rebecca.

Thanks, Obama!

Both this and the linked story seem to be missing a crucial bit of information... how exactly did the letters go missing for 45 years?!

Yes.

This makes me feel so poor. Will they have back-up dancers and a wind machine at the divorce hearing?

What a beautiful image.

My bf is a bike messenger & shaves his legs. It's rad. Our legs are like elegant hairless dolphins between the sheets. But yeah, these ads are dumb.

The Asian woman as pedicurist is another gross reference. Must they hit all the stereotypes? It's gross.

There are already comments on their Facebook page, on the videos on YouTube and on Twitter about them.

So tell me, seeing as the man in the first video (the one freaked out by body hair) seems to be hairless himself, does that make him a woman?

Is this like that douche commercial where the guy accidentally uses his wife's vagina wash in the shower and then has to run around pulling tractors and crushing beer cans on his head so he doesn't grow a vagina or whatever? If I forget to shave my legs I might feel kind of grotty but I've never thought, "oh no, I'm…

This is BRILLIANT.