I don't want no mutant titties... or do I? #breastcancer

@Penny: I thought it was a gas. #abortions

Even grouchy old men who hate cute things can be... cute. :-D #vanityfaironcuteness

It's time to face some hard facts, gays and their supporters: stop blaming Obama, stop blaming the scare ads, don't even blame the fucking Mormons. Blame the American people. They're the ones who, in state after state and vote after vote, keep banning gay marriage. Right now, a majority of American voters in every…

Obligatory when discussing A-Rod's narcissism... #alexrodriguez

@lavenderstain: Oh labia I do believe I failed you... #lilithfair

According to the caption, that's actually Cappy taking the treats, to corroborate the first lady's story. #michelleobamajaylenoshow

Yes, I'm reposting it, but here's the pic from Bo's party. #michelleobamajaylenoshow

While I don't begrudge Bo's absence from this portrait at all, here's a pic of Bo at his recent birthday party for those of us who are missing the first pup. #whitehousefamilyportrait

Perhaps part of the objection to this Ma Klebold's article is that some people think her son should have committed suicide after committing all those murders. This, of course, ignores the fact that the murders and the suicide is one act, one reaction and one consequence of Klebold's mental state and circumstance. The…

@greeneyedfem: I'm not saying he's going to do it now, or soon. I'm not saying he couldn't have done it sooner. I'm just saying I believe he plans to end DADT at some point before he's out of office.

My takeaway is that he really means it. If politicians want to leave things waffly and up in the air, they know a thousand ways to word it. For Obama to say point blank that he will end DADT, that means he is determined and has made up his mind.

This is as good a time as any to trot out my new schoolyard chant:

@greengrey: Homer posing nude: [imgur.com]

Stop Kanye-ing his win, people!

@Ri_L: embiggened version of the pic Ri_L posted: [imgur.com]

Another reason why Obama deserves this award:

What the what? Editing comment makes added image go poof? Here it is again.

That would just train me to drool every time I hear about abortion.

Simpsons porn is plentiful on the tubes. Instead, I'll show you guys a piece of Japanese Marge Simpson fan art I found recently.