Is it time to take the "for that much money you could have a V6 Mustang" to the next level?

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Now what am I supposed to do with this erection?

You guys always know how to FUBAR my productivity...LOL

Damn it now I can't root for Kimi due to my unreasonable hatred for Ferrari.

Porsche has had some great ones.

Maybe it is because I'm a huge nerd, but this one has always been a favorite.

An otherwise wealthy man goes into a bank in New York and asks for a loan...says he will put up his Ferrari as collateral. The bank's loan manager seems puzzled since the guy isn't stuck for funds and asks where the car is and he says "right outside". The loan manager says "how much do you want?" Guy replies…

Whoa. The old Mercedes diesels are one the MAIN cars hipsters drive. They are old, and European. Hipsters love old European stuffs. Prius' are too mainstream.

No hipster would drive an old diesel Mercedes. They make way too much money at their design jobs to afford anything less than an off-lease Prius. Which they will then plaster with all sorts of nonsensical bumper stickers.

"Grounded to the ground"

Dear Detroit Electric,

McLaren - We've improved our aerodynamics to make the world's best supercar

When he runs they clank together and lightning shoots out his ass.