I've been playing with Zerg and trying to get my setup speed a lot faster. The only thing with playing with computers is that once you start playing with people, it gets a little crazy. Computers are predictable and people aren't. I do well against Terran, but I have a lot of trouble with playing against Protoss…

I've been trying to get good at Starcraft, but it seems nearly impossible. I've gotten better, but I'm not good yet. I can finally beat the easy AI in about 5 minutes, but I can't beat the medium AI. I just tried playing online, but that was a terrible idea. You know, these games really bother me, the games like…

OH GOD MOTHER'S DAY. Um. Right. About that. I have the tendency to forget every year up till a few days before. This year, my mom even told me what she wanted. Now I forgot what it was. Crap.

No he didn't win, because his belt boy was Justin Bieber.

Need new animation classmates? Why not Zoidberg?

We disagree on a lot. A LOT. So we don't talk about it and enjoy each other's company.

Yeah, My friends and I disagree about this all the time. I say, out of the newer ones, 3 is the best, 1 is the worst. My other friend says 1 is the best, 3 is the worst. And my other other friend says 2 is the best, 1 is the worst. So we constantly fight over this.

I'll never have to exercise again! A dream come true!

But you couldn't see your feet. That's my biggest deal for shooters. I LIKE FEET.

Oh good lord. I need to see that in an actual game. Oh lordy, that looks amazing.

Yeah, what Solar Knight said. Sorry, sometimes what I say doesn't come across too clear...

Although it is good practice to "play to win." Sometimes others "troll to troll."

"Breaking news from Whiterun. There's a dragon on the loose in Whiterun and AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Great, great article. I really enjoyed it. Inspires me to do the same. But, I am socially awkward penguin and they'd be like "WTF Don't talk to me." At least, that how it would play out in my mind.

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes. You don't know how often I would play this game. Like, really often.

Could you use Daemon Tools instead of putting it on a disc?

Well Steam reminded me to check for holiday coupons, which I didn't think I had any. But apparently, I won Half-Life 2: Episode 2. So, I haven't played the first one, but I know what it's about. So am I missing anything? Also, I'm getting great download speeds for my connection, 1.6 mb/s. Which is pretty awesome.

But they walk around fine... Maybe if they take a sword to the face, then they'll really be immobilized.

How in the... That doesn't even... I just... Okay, I'll take one please.

Doesn't anyone think Tim Schafer looks like Bobby Moynihan from SNL? No? Just me?