Woah woah woah, Charlie Sheen has a car too. Yeah, I said it.

Woah woah woah, I can count to four in Japanese. I think some is relative though.

"Here you can see a warning sign for the 3D screen."

Why are the blocks ridiculously large in that game?

I've been reading Garfield Minus Garfield. It's hilarious. I suggest everybody read it right now. For those who don't know, some guy photoshops Garfield out of Garfield cartoons. So it's just Jon, talking to himself.

I feel like this is a trap. I've never watched the show, but it has the magical word "Free-to-play."

Well I'm home sick today. Figured I'd catch up on gaming while I'm at it. I'm one of 5 people in the world who still haven't beaten Starcraft. Also, I beat Uncharted 2 (loooooooooonnnnnnngggg time ago) but I never beat the first one. So figured I have to do that if I'm going to make fun of the movie.

@darkAlch3myst likes to make things dark in the light: Well your right. I was still planning on seeing it. But I'll probably go around saying "I'm not seeing this movie! I refuse to support the industry for making crap!" or something.

*facepalm*

@oogabubchub: They're in an African area, killing African zombies.

I've never laughed so hard at a shop contest. Thanks, Kotakuites (sp?)

Dang it. I saw the picture first, then drooled, then read.

I feel like this just happened not to long ago... Am I right?

I hate Outbreak. I really really hate Outbreak. Yeah I'm not playing that one.

I'm not sure how you really can finish MAG, seeing that it's only multiplayer.

@Inzoum: Holy crap... I just got that...

I can just imagine you guys flipping out over there at the headline...

I need that. I really need that. I'll take your corpse if you don't want it...

I think the helmet should be a center piece on your dinner table.

Well I have to admit, I cringed at some of it. I mean, I don't hate it, but I did cringe.